Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

zoanzon:

haiku-robot:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

slapandticklelol:

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

fuck you

The first line is six syllables.

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

“pome” is how you
say it you neanderthal who
the fuck says po-em



^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.

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Posted 2 hours ago

irawhiti:

irawhiti:

i literally think of that “polynesians first to discover antarctica, not news to maori” headline so much it’s so fucking funny

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highly skilled ocean voyagers living close to antarctica who have oral history of heading south and discovering a land full of ice sheets and mountains of ice and snow were first to discover antarctica, not news to said group of people

Posted 11 hours ago

petermorwood:

serenity-made-visible:

No but you don’t understand how hard I laughed at this.

:->

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

caffeinatedcorvids:

aaronexplainsitall:

eaerth:

swan2swan:

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

this is a fever dream right

He fucking DEATH DROPPED

the SALUTE

Posted 22 hours ago

nudityandnerdery:

tsukishima-tadashi:

punkyiddishkeit:

tockthewatchdog:

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just throw them away then! why is people hoarding stuff that no one wants better. it all has to go somewhere when you die anyway

Wow it’s almost like the problem is our entire commercial fast fashion industry and not Marie Kondo.

Okay so I looked up the article and apparently the problem here is that they  can’t sell most of the stuff they get (and thus they send it to the dump) and I’m like… why not just give it to poor people for free then. I doubt a homeless person is gonna care if their extra layer has a button or is in style or not. Or turn them into scrap to sell at a fabric store, or something. There are so many other solutions… this isn’t a problem with Marie Kondo and the people making donations, there’s one with charities being capitalistic first and wanting to help second. 

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Posted 1 day ago

swingsetindecember:

hungry-joe:

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I’m going to actually burst a blood vessel

ah yes, the classic rebrand to avoid lawsuits 

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

Sometimes I go to myself “you know, I don’t understand what NFTs are” and then I go look it up again and discover, yes, actually I do know what NFTs are. It’s just that every time I read about them again I’m left going “this CAN’T be it, there has to be something else to make this make sense” and the answer is always no.

reply from youareagoldfishnow that reads: "it's a real life plot hole"